Why We Worship Smart Butt People
First off, being a smart ass person means being smart and witty and able to make a remark that could be “interpreted as a insult or a joke depending on the sensitivity of the listener and the specific situation.” - Urban Dictionary.
Or you can just say smart “butts” are human beings with above-average intelligence.
Why are people like Jem, Jacky, people with J’s in their name and awesome bloggers “worshipped”? (including Chien :D)
I have a two reasons.
First reason. Not only are their bottoms sharp-witted, their brains are too. Neat. They know what they’re saying and they have a point (unlike me).
Second. They are l33t, 1337, 31337, 13370rz. Leet. Elite. They’ve got programming and developing prowess. If they criticize your website and make you feel like a horrible n00b, they have the right to do so. I guess.
My opinion is probably pale to them and I’m too lazy to add the rest of my reasons, therefore there may be a Part 2 to this 
(Why does the tongue emoticon look like a grin?)
Inspired by Jem’s “Seen On A Forum” post.
Lol, I don’t have a J in my name, but someone in my mind does!
OMGZ I CAN HAZ WORSHIPPERS!
Lol, Jhien Yee.
OMGZ Thats such a horrible name! D:
Haha, poor Chien.
I wasn’t aware that people with J’s in their names are idolized. I mean I stumbled on quite a few people with J’s in their names who, I thought, were flaming idiots. It’s just a coincidence.
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Not that Jem and Jacky aren’t really cool people. LOL @ their shrap-witted bottoms.
Lol, hi Jhien!! *snickerpusses herself off the chair and onto the floor*
Nawww, you’re pretty good yourself Niki!!!! *cuddles*
Niki… and you ain’t a smart butt person? I think you were just writing about yourself *Smiles* JKLOL. But seriously! *smile fades* you are like, a Geek for gosh sakes!! ICT this, PHP that, Photoshop this and Coding that…. seriously!! What is with all this stuff? Okay, I’m not a geek like you (I’m a nerd, supposedly) but still - maybe it’s fascinating, IDK. *Laughs* I’ll check it out sometime, Niki. I promise. Haha… nice post, anyway.